I've had a lot of crazy stuff going on in my life lately and need a "F*ck the World Day" to release some pent up stress/rage/sadness/other. The issue is that I've only lived here a few months and don't know where anything is.

Give me your best ideas of wild and crazy things to do around Houston (Spring area preferred, but willing to drive).

Vegas rules, whatever happens that day, stays with that day.