Author: /u/X_JDS_1981

By the way, I felt super terrible when Dak Prescott went down against the Giants. I didn’t have it in me to slander them at the time. Having to go without Deshaun three years ago after his ACL crapped out made me sympathetic towards a team I abhor.

Andy Dalton has a better arsenal now than he ever did with the Bengals, but Dallas is still blah.

Eric Bieniemy ain’t walking through the door.

It’s going to hurt. A lot of us have watched the dude go from enduring the boo birds at the 2011 draft to being the Texans’ most likely first-ever Hall of Famer. Not only is he a freaking beast on the field for much of his career, but away from it, he’s a stand-up human being with a heart of gold. Many Hurricane Harvey victims wouldn’t have had a fresh start if it weren’t for him.

J.J. Watt is the Texans; it’ll be hard to imagine the squad without the familiar No. 99. Damn Buttchin for wasting away his prime.

In terms of the big picture, however, shipping J.J. for hopefully a couple of insurance picks in return would help the Texans improve in the long run. Also, the team’s wallet would have some extra cash*.

• I may be wrong, but if I am, please correct me.

Does it behoove anyone that he’s still employed though the defense he’s tasked with ain’t s**t?

He had me with his “exotic” talk over the summer. There’s nothing exotic — which is basically a positive-sounding word — about being roadkill to opposing running games.