The Texans have just won the Super bowl against Tampa Bay, forcing Tom Brady into retirement. Davis Mills and Brandin Cooks both win MVP that year. Jonathan Greenard wins DPOY. We have a decent run game. After Deshaun Watson was suspended for life and Cleveland tanked in the '22, we traded the first overall pick in '23 to Seattle for three more 1sts, and we have the first pick overall in the upcoming draft from Cleveland. You wake up. You had OD'd on Kool-Aid.