I used to fuckin' love watching Yordan Alvarez bat None of this stepping out of the box, fixing your uniform, adjusting your gloves, smelling your balls, fixing your hair diva bullshit. He would stand in the box and fuckin' grip it and rip it. That was real man playing some real fuckin' baseball right there. He used to just stand in the box and dare you to fuckin' throw one over the plate.

Now he does this pansy ass waiting for walks bullshit. Real men hit dingers. Real men spit. Real men scratch their assholes and make other guys smell it. That was some real goddamn baseball right there. Wish fuckin' Yordan would do that again..

Looks like Bielak had words with Angel Hernandez after that third (actually fourth) out. It'll be interesting to see the commentary when they come back from commercial.