Ya'll, (I'm Texan, sorry) are the worst group of people to ever exist. Everyone hates you. No, Im not going to slow down because you were two lanes left 50 ft before your exit. No, I'm not going to let you in line because you wanted to skip 200 cars in the exit. Take your junker repo to a driver's education course and stop being a drag on our city.

Also, if you get the stained blankets out of the rear windshield, you might notice the buildup your causing by going 10 mph in the left lane.