Author: /u/MaskedMexicanWrestlr

The Rockets play the Northern Dallas Thunder this evening at 5:30 on TNT.

We have never seen the Beard in the playoffs not absolutely exhausted from one of his historic efforts during a grueling season This should be good.

Harden is famously snubbed by the media constantly, such as his 2015-2016 Non All-NBA Team performance where he only put up 29 points, 7.5 assists, 6.1 rebounds and 1.7 steals per game. The media hates this man so he must extra hard to get any respect. And he is not just like Rodney Dangerfield in that he gets no respect, he is also a fan of giving money to the topless. Not only has this mandatory break from basketball allowed him to rest, the bubble in Orlando will ensure a focused, well rested, and fully hydrated Beard unable to catch the light night show. The lockdown may be his perfect storm.

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s/o to OG u/DeerOnTheRocks (https://www.reddit.com/r/rockets/comments/bnithi/every_shoot_3s_houston_texas_go_rockets_video/)