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Title: Rent-A-Pal Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: HOMER: Television! Teacher, mother … secret lover. Brief Plot Synopsis: Video killed the maladroit star. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2 Videodrome flesh …
Read MoreTitle: Mulan Describe This Movie In One “Everything I Wanted” Lyric: BILLIE EILISH: They called me weak / Like I’m not just somebody’s daughter Brief Plot Synopsis: Young Chinese woman gets down to business to defeat the [touches earpiece] Ro…
Read MoreTitle: Unhinged Describe This Movie In One “Bad Day” Lyric: DANIEL POWTER: You had a bad day The camera don’t lie You’re coming back down and you really don’t mind Brief Plot Synopsis: Disturbed double-murderer somehow gets even angrier. Rating Us…
Read MoreTitle: Peninsula (also called Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula, presumably for Americans who also needed the “III” removed from The Madness of King George so we wouldn’t think there were two other Madness of King Georges). Describe This Movie in…
Read MoreTitle: Waiting for the Barbarians Describe This Movie In One Farewell to the King Quote: COLONEL FERGUSON: When you’re young you think you’re blazing a trail. One day you look down and notice it’s a beaten track. Brief Plot Synopsis: Thi…
Read MoreTitle: Black Water: Abyss Describe This Movie In One Barack Obama Quote: PRESIDENT OBAMA: “I have to admit when we reformed health care in America, crocodile insurance is one thing we left out.” Brief Plot Synopsis: I remember when rock (climbing)…
Read MoreTitle: The Big Ugly Describe This Movie In One Commando Quote: CINDY: I can’t believe this macho bullshit. Brief Plot Synopsis: Rowdy Redcoat riles randy rednecks. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2 glasses of milk out o…
Read MoreIn news only slightly less surprising than the fact Major League Baseball is probably going to shut down entirely after three games, Disney (and other studios) have delayed most of their upcoming movies to 2021 due to the coronavirus: Disney has t…
Read MoreTitle: Blessed Child Brief Plot Synopsis: Young woman flees cult, still talks to parents. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3 Voldemorts out of 5. Tagline: n/a Better Tagline: “The dark side of the Moonie.” Not So Brief Plot S…
Read MoreOne of the worst secondary effects of our ongoing pandemic isn’t the lockdown itself, or the way it’s exposed huge swaths of our population as gibbering morons, but how it’s complicated the central quandary of our age: what are we going to watch tonigh…
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