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Fan conventions used to be the domain of — in the words of Grace from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off — geeks and dweebies (and to a lesser extent, wastoids and dickheads). Having attended gaming cons in the early ’80s, I can personally attest to the ove…
Read MoreTitle: Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain Describe This Movie Using One Fandango Quote: GARDNER BARNES: Anyway, you know me; gotta roll, gotta bird dog, gotta cross females and fences. And if you’d all just … come with me, you’d see. Brie…
Read MoreDelta variant be damned, American (and Houston) are pushing to return to something resembling normalcy, and that means the return of our beloved Comicpalooza. The event was canceled last year, thanks to COVID, but returns in somewhat abbreviated fashio…
Read MoreTitle: The Forever Purge Describe This Movie Using One Rick and Morty Quote: VENDOR: Oh, have you been here before? RICK: No, no, but I’ve been to a few planets with the same gimmick. You know, sometimes it’s called The Cleansing or The Red Time. …
Read MoreWarrant, Lita Ford Warehouse Live June 25, 2021 Jani Lane, Warrant’s original lead singer, said in a 1995 interview with Musician magazine that he knew the writing was on the wall for hair metal when he saw a huge poster for Alice in Chains’ Dirt …
Read MoreTitle: F9: The Fast Saga Describe This Movie Like Stefon from SNL: STEFON: New York’s hottest new club is “F9.” Director Justin Lin has gone *all out.* This place has everything: hot rods, motorcycles, child endangerment, throw-up music, beefy fisticuf…
Read MoreTitle: In the Heights Describe This Movie In One Life is Worth Losing Quote: GEORGE CARLIN: That’s why they call it the American Dream: because you have to be asleep to believe it. Brief Plot Synopsis: There are eight million stories in the n…
Read MoreTitle: Cruella Describe This Movie In One Reservoir Dogs Quote: MR. BLONDE: Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite? Brief Plot Synopsis: London’s fashion scene is all bark, some bite. Rating Using Random Objects …
Read MoreTitle: Army of the Dead Describe This Movie In One (Bastardized) “The Hollow Men” Quote: T.S. ELIOT: This is the way the world ends, Not with a bang, but a beej Brief Plot Synopsis: When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will h…
Read MoreTitle: Spiral Describe This Movie In One WarGames Quote: JOSHUA: Shall we play a game? Brief Plot Synopsis: Crackpot concocts clever contraptions, killing crooked cops. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2 Shrimp Scampi ou…
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