Astro fans are caught in a dick measuring contest

We get to watch this s**t unfold in real time.

Dusty wants to prove he has ultimate control of this team by forcing click out and he is showing he has ultimate control over the lineup card by not playing chas/yainer. For a guy who is supposed to bring good vibes he is one toxic ass mother fucker.

Dana has given several passive aggressive interviews trying to force dusty to make some changes. Dana knows it's eat or be eaten right now because his predecessor just got fire.

Maldy threatened to upend the club house if we brought in a starting catcher last summer. Dude has our catcher position by the balls.

Crane disliked click because he wanted him to make moves. Then when click agreed to make a splashy move it was the wrong kind and got fired.

Bagwell has some odd point to prove that he knows baseball better than "that statcast guy"'

This organization will be fucked if we don't get it together.