As compensation for my delayed flight, IAH provided me with free entertainment in the form of this wild arrest.

I was taking a trip to the bathroom instead of home when I heard some distant squealing. I thought it was an infant or a pig until I turned the corner and saw the cops working their hardest to restrain this lady. They pallbeared her onto the chair and wheeled her away to what I can only assume is a bus to Arkham Asylum. I came late to the scene so I don’t know if the police put that headgear on her or if she came to the airport with it.