April fools help?

My husband is really boring and I always prank him so I never do April fools because he is always suspicious. This year I feel like his guard is down.

He really loves his gym and bikes? He has a black specialized fixed gear and a yellow off road specialezed bike?

He will be sooo mad. He would never see this coming and he doesn’t have Reddit 😹

His number is 718-679-4132 please text him inquiring about his stuff 😹