Alright guys, I’ll do it

I know our team is struggling right now, so if I have to, I’ll step up. I ask for no salary, only a ring when we take it all the way. Now, I’m a little rusty as I haven’t played in about 10 years, but I’ll do what I must for my team. My schedule is pretty open for the next couple of months, so I can play pretty consistently. I’m not the best hitter, but I’ve got wheels and can lay down a mean bunt. I’ll play any position you need me to play with heart. I’m not much of a pitcher, but I can get into these hitters heads if need be. If any more injuries arise, I’ll be the first in line to offer any limbs or motivation our players need to get back out there.

Mr. Brown, feel free to DM me personally and I’ll report to Daikin Park ASAP!