Almost got hit at crosswalk in the central business district

I’ve fucking had it with these goddamn farts-for-thoughts fatty liver brained truck-owning oil and gas mouse movers in their Ford ToughGuy 5000 façadewagons. I swear to Christ the next motherfucker that ignores a crosswalk in front of me I will follow like the immortal snail Liam Neeson style. Get a goddamn clue you myopic oil exec cum receptacle and pay attention to the shiny bright flashy things that explain how the roads work if only you could see past your own nose. F**k you.