About to lose your goddamn mind because of this summer from Hell? Let’s cope together!

What's some stuff y'all are looking forward to doing when (if) it finally cools off? Or maybe you're about to take a trip somewhere– tell us about it! Or maybe you're fixing to leave Houston for good, when is your escape date and where are you off to, you lucky bitch?

Or maybe you're poor and stuck here like me, so the only place you can go is a happy place in your mind castle, describe what it looks like! For me I'm on the top of a mountain at sunrise, it's 65 degrees, I'm smoking a doobie and listening to the wind in the trees while eating a beef fajita platter from El Tiempo except it wasn't $70. Oops, my two toddlers just shattered the illusion and I have a poop diaper to attend to.

Does this make it sound like I'm deranged and losing my mind? You bet I am! We're in this miserable s**t together, let the coping begin!