What does HPD do?

They’re the 5th largest force in the nation and I’m legitimately confused as to what they do now. They no longer investigate cases which was evident by the 264,000 dismissed cases we just saw hit the wire. Your house or apartment robbed with the criminals on camera and tracked via iPhone? Nope. Sorry we can’t help you. Your car broken into or stolen? File a report online. Someone trying to actively break into your house? We’ll send someone over 6 hours later. Hope you aren’t dead! Punk asses riding dirt bikes and 4 wheelers are all over town disrupting traffic and shooting drivers? Oh they’re just kids that get the crimes dismissed. I’m at a loss.