Trade for Greinke and put him as relief and DH two-way player. Put loperfido on 1st. Change my mind.

DHing Greinke will be more productive than Abreu at bat because it is almost impossible not to be considering Abreus stats. We need more bullpen and I was skeptical about loperfido SO rates but it's better than hitting DPs. Not gonna hard to beat Abreu on defense either. Tell him, Wash.