JFC… We simply missed the trash truck. Where can we dump?

Standard trash. Standard car. No dump trailer.

We just missed the trash truck. So simple. Yet, WM won't come get it. Other services will, but they cost $100+. Every drop-off I've contacted needs a dump trailer or only handles independent contractors. WHY IS IT SO FUCKING DIFFICULT TO FIND A SIMPLE TRASH DEPOSIT??? Do I really need to break in to an apartment complex just to use their dumpster? That's a joke, but it unironically seems like the only option.