UPS apparently always hiring, but why do they make it nearly impossible to apply?

I've been trying to apply for more than a decade because it's really the only company I want to work since I'm a fan of King of Queens. (bless the memes)

I got in once, but forgot my social security card (didn't think they'd hire me on the spot) and ever since then, there's been no job openings until I saw a news article and finally there was one.

Anyways, I get to the next available section and there's none and the page tells me they'll tell a recruiter and I go back to my regular day.

Today I got a automated call telling me I still have to finish my application, so I do it and now the job isn't available anymore.

So l apply to another location and it's telling me I already applied and to finish it.

Bruh I'm just trying to be a Doug Heffernan 😭