Funny strip club stories? Please share. Here’s mine…

This happened somewhere in the year 2000/2001. A strip joint in a strip mall somewhere northwest of greens point mall….

Me and a buddy (both 21 years old) roll in to a t bar with coupons for free entry from a Houston adult mag. We settle in at a 2 top stage center, 3rd row. We order our 7 dollar beers and watch the procession. We pregamed a bit so everything is chill and we are enjoying the booberiffic display of talent.

Suddenly, we hear some commotion behind the stage in the men’s room area and see a couple of HPDs finest rush down the aisle towards the back. Next thing we know there is a loud crash and a guy is escorted out in cuffs.

What the actual f**k? A few minutes later the lights start flicking on and off. Water is flooding through the establishment and everyone….patrons and dancers, have confused looks on their faces.

Ever the quick thinkers, my buddy and I grab a couple of chairs and put our feet up so as not to damage our (doc Martin’s or redwings if I had to guess) shoes. Before we know it, an Amazon of a stripper jumps on stage with a double cassette boom box straight from 1993 and declares “The party don’t stop”. She starts gyrating to the best of her ability. Meanwhile, the t bar floor has at least 2 inches of water covering it and me and my buddy are dead set on seeing how this train wreck plays out. The party didn’t stop. We ended up being the only two dudes in the place surrounded by 15-20 ladies who didn’t have s**t else to do.

No electricity. A boom box. Dedicated strippers. Flooded floor. The party don’t stop!

Turns out a guy bought more lapdances than he could afford, went to the men’s room and tried to climb out of the building through the ceiling. In the process, he fell and busted the water main which knocked out the electricity and flooded that titty bar. This resulted in handcuffs and a great story.

The party don’t stop!!!!

What’s your crazy strip club story?