To the drunk ladies at the Taylor Swift concert

Everybody in section 506 at the NRG were having a great time at the concert until your drunken stunt. Your life wasn’t worth risking just to find the glasses you dropped down to the level below. We all urged you to sit down, but I guess guzzling down what I counted was your 6th beer, did not help you understand logic. Bless your souls and I hope you don’t have children or plan to have any.