I think it’s become an oversight how disgustingly scary having Jose Abreu sandwiched between yord have mercy and king tuck is going to be

That is all. League fucked. Baseball gods had to balance out our greatness with the altuve injury but when he comes back and Pena will be hitting in the 7(!!) spot it’s going to be pure sex. Let’s win the series against the Chicago whatshisfaces

Oh yeah P.S!

F**k hoe kelly and chad tepera with the biggest cactuses ever grown.