My ode to Rex needed to make a reappearance now that he’s going to be RB1

I ain’t gonna lie. I do not like Rex. I do not like him in the backfield. I do not like him on 3rd downs. I will not be happy with Rex in our Texans house, I will not even feed him a god damn mouse. I will not give him a place to live, not even a box. I will not give him a pet, not even a fox. I will not be happy with Rex here or there. I will not like Rex anywhere, I do not like Rex and I’ll go HAM, I do not like him and that’s just how I am.