Need a ride for outpatient surgery on Friday

I'm not sure where else to ask so this is a bit of a long shot, but I'm currently in a situation where I have no one I know who can take me home from an outpatient procedure I have on Friday. It's at 9am in North Houston, before Spring.

Apparently, you need someone who "knows you" to take you home if you've had anesthesia during surgery, as such I believe I can take a Lyft/Uber there but can't take one back. I really wish they didn't have to make things difficult for someone who is already having a difficult time.

I'm considering just putting in the comments of a Lyft order that I'll give them a big tip if they just vouch that they actually know me when they come to pick me up lol.

Any ideas would be helpful, thanks for reading.