CAN I POUR SOME KOOLAID IN THIS SUB???

THIS SUB IS CYNICAL AND DRY AS HELL. LEMME TELL YOU WHY YOUR MF’N ARE WINNING THE SUPERBOWL!

1. Deshaun Watson- Although he has been facing a couple of rough patches in his game, our boy is built for moments like the playoffs. Yes, his first playoff game was a failure but failure is a better teacher than success and that truly makes you a better player. He has the clutch ability and we all know what our QB is capable of.

2. Hopkins- Best WR in the game, Best Hands in the game, ‘Nuff said.

3. Resurgent Secondary: Credit to BOB for vastly improving our secondary that is pretty good at making turnovers for the team. Justin Reid is a ball hawk who plays hard every play. TaShaun has been doing a great job too making it tough for TEs. Our CB is young and talented and they are improving as the season goes on.

4. Front 7: Linebacker group is a stud. McKinney and Cunningham have done an excellent job making it a nightmare for opposing coaches to gameplan for. DJ Reader has been an ABSOLUTE dog and is a Pro-Bowl snub (even though he not playing in it). Mercilus playing out of his mind with Clowney gone. Glue guys really making us a solid unit as well

5. JJ is coming back!! 3-time DPOY coming back with a vengeance and better. Other teams better watch out. This man has been leading our team in pressures despite not playing for a good portion of the season. Getting someone as valuable as he is is really helpful.

6. Big game potential: This year, our Texans showed they can compete with the best of the best: Chiefs, Patriots and barely beating the saints. I’ll admit we put a stinker against the Ravens and lost against to the Broncos and Panthers, but I have a firm belief that this team can rally and really show their true potential.

When I think of a fan I don’t think of negative Nancy’s. I think of passionate individuals that are excited to see what their team can do. Let’s just enjoy the ride and see where it takes us! Have fun god dammit!

One last thing, FTC!