Lard-Based tortillas tho?

Now maybe I am just painfully Caucasian, but where them LardAss ‘tillas at my guys?

Been in houston four years on July 19 and I stop at every random cash-only taco truck I see to order the burritos or quesadillas, just desperately searching for that LardTilla, and I have yet to find them. I literally keep cash in my car at all times solely so I can parlay with these establishments, and still, no Lard.

Anybody know where I can get a lard ass tortilla in this MF tho? 🍻