Looking for high density growth of weeds

As the title states, I’m looking for plots that are full of weeds, ideally a lot of the same type of weeds, and not along the highways/interstates. Dandelions, nettles, horseweed… all that kind of stuff. Bonus points if they’re those healthy, bicep flexing, growing-out-of-solarized-dirt weeds. If you happen to have seen something like this here in Houston, I’d love to hear from you!