Funny bit about Yordon from a Mariners reporter.

I didn’t watch the game but from what I gathered on Twitter, assume the series ended with Yordan Álvarez tearing the head off Stomper the Elephant to use as a jumbo-size Solo cup on the plane to Kansas City, where he promptly refilled it with the blood of some Royals pitchers.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/houston-has-no-problems-mariners-at-astros-series-preview/ar-AAY99pA

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