How I lost $600 today betting on the Astros

Respect to all the fans and this team because you guys are very good but I need to vent… today’s showing by this sorry ass team was one for the books. Space Jam esque by the way this team had their abilities sucked by Bubic. I had to scratch my eyes in disbelief because I thought the Astros were the Royals for a second by the way they were playing.

94% of the money was on the Astros and for a very good reason. The Royals are cheeks and Bubic is atrocious. I’ve won a lot of money betting on the Astros in seasons prior but tonight was atrocious. I hope whatever champagne these players sip tonight is flat, the scotch they order is watered down to the nines, and I hope they hang their heads getting their asses spanked to the high heavens by the Kansas City Royals.

Go Stros!