F**k it, I’m drunk. How do I make friends here?

Hi,

I'm a 23 year old male, I've been diagnosed with Asperger's, never really had any friends, and I recently moved back to Houston. I have no idea what to do to make friends here (or anything more, such as dating). Is there anything I can do or anywhere I can go to start making friends or having a social life (e.g. recurring events)?

I'm willing to answer any questions or delete this post if it breaks any rules.