Hear me out…

We still have a shot at a SB run if we just believe and here’s my proof

@cardinals- easy W, their logo is literally a bird, a bull is so much stronger than a bird, so this should be an easy win. Seriously a bird?

Rams- basically a sheep, sheep just followed the pack, they don’t think for themselves, a bull leads the herd, we got this one in the bag too. Plus their quarterback is like 1 million years old.

@dolphins- it’s a fish, what more can I say? Not to mention they suck. Win

@Titans- Mills Mafia will continue to roll here. Who even knows what a titan is? They suck. Win

Jets- green means go, we go win. Mills 35/38 375yrds and 6TDs. Win

Colts- insert wentz injury here win

Seahawks- another bird, win.

@Jags- repeat of week one, Davis Mills clinches the MVP

Chargers- ugly uniforms, shitty Fanbase, they suck, win

@niners- insert jimmy G injury among many others they bring back Colin Kaepernick, and we still win. Mills Mafia still Rolling

@titans- i’m a realist, so we will lose this one as we will be playing with back ups since we have clinch the division and the first round bye for playoffs

Final record: 11-6, Bring it on Tawmmy boy

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