Embracing the villain role!!!

I am a born Houstonian that lived thru times when the Astros were not the greatest but always loved the Orange. I think the Astros should embrace the villain role that the rest of the league's fan have placed on us.

Few ideas:

Have Chester Cheetah as Orbit's assistant!!! He is already Orange!!!

Have Astros road uniforms be all black, and have everyone wear dastardly handlebar villain moustaches!!!