Houston drivers have no chill.

I know everyone likes to complain about their city’s drivers as being the worst in the nation, but holy s**t Houston, y’all MFers take the cake.

I have driven in some of the nation’s largest and most chaotic cities and never, not once during my time in LA or Chicago or New York or Miami have I ever encountered drivers like those on the I-10 in Houston.

I recently drove (nearly) the entirety of the I-10 from LA to Tallahassee. It took 45 hours. The most frightening, aside from random deer 10 feet away at night, was the hour I spent in Houston. Where the f**k are y’all going at 10 a.m. on a Sunday that while driving 30 above the speed limit you decide to immediately cut across three lanes of traffic to make your exit?

Looking back, I laugh because it was so cartoonishly ridiculous.