2 free tickets to tonight’s game for anybody who will come cheer loudly for the ‘Stros

Accidentally bought 2 tickets tonight after my friend had already bought us tickets… I don't care about trying to sell them since we're so close to game start, so just tell me why I should give them to you and I'll pick somebody at 3:30. (because that's more fun than going with whoever replies first)

Section 432, will forward them via MLB Ballpark app.