Month: May 2021

Man I’ve never seen such speed, anger, and general recklessness in my life.

What is up with you guys? If you if you have a job outside of your city why the hell didn’t you just stay in your city? You’re all angry trying to go and kill somebody to get to where you have to go. All you’re doing is creating all these wrecks. Is it is that gratifying?

As a new citizen of the area, are you guys aware that we’re the laughing stock, and that we are the bottom pit of the United States of america? Why would you fucking double down on that? That’s the worst thing about Texas is the traffic. Everything else is beautiful. The cops are generally friendly, unless you’re in downtown austin, some of those assholes come out of new york.

But overall, I’m just curious to why you guys drive like this. Even the old ladies drive like they’re on a vengeance.

Thanks to a great user here that recommended the cistern tours, I am planning on doing that. We are trying to decide if we want to do it on mother’s day specifically or wait- mainly due to the fact we are going to want/need to eat while in town and Mother’s Day is obviously notoriously slammed for our service industry friends.

So my question is is there any chance of us getting into any place that first off a) has good food b) some place we could walk in with a fairly minimum wait or make a reservation for and c) would be showing the Astros game. (Yes, she loves the Astros too- this isn’t just for me and my old man)

My first thought is St Arnold’s but it is looking like its going to be pretty warm and I’m unsure of availability. I know it’s busy on Sundays as it is, so I gotta imagine it’s gonna be slammed on Mothers Day. She also isnt a huge fan of beer any more unfortunately but I know St Arn’s has some wine/seltzer/cider alternative.

Any ideas? For those grizzled SA vets, what time (if ever) does Mother’s Day crowd kind of die down? Think we could miss it a bit if we waited till mid afternoon around 3?