Month: February 2020

Tonight (Valentine’s Day 2020) I went out to eat with a friend at Sumo Hibachi & Sushi Bar in Houston. At a table across from us was a family with a young daughter around the age of 8.

I took notice of this family immediately as the beautiful blonde wife appeared to be dealing with Parkinson’s disease or a similar neuromuscular disorder. All dinner long I was amazed at how good of a husband she had, as he displayed uncanny patience and love while helping her eat, wiping her face clean etc.

During the meal the husband and I briefly exchanged small talk after I laughed at one of his jokes. This appeared to be enough for him to perform possibly the kindest gesture that has ever been done towards me by a complete stranger.

As our meal was concluding, the manager walked up to me to inform me that this man had picked up my friend and I’s dinner tab. I was in such shock and awe that I was unable to catch his name and when I called the restaurant back they said that they could not disclose that information.

I know the odds are slim, but if this family sounds familiar to anyone please let me know as I would love to reach out to them in someway to return the favor by sending the wife flowers and making a charitable donation in their family’s name.

May God forever bless this family

So I just discovered my kid has lice. I read online that from place to place they may be resistant to specific treatments, and I know that the time my cats got fleas that was absolutely true of the fleas (Frontline did nothing, I had to buy Advantix) so I thought it was worth asking: anyone here know from experience? Any product I shouldn’t bother with or anything that will definitely help?

I’m new to this experience and would like to get it over with as quickly as possible. Ever since I realized the kid has it my head has been itching like crazy.

Hi Lovers and Friends

I’m doing a comedy show at Rudyards Thursday 2/20 ! I’d love for you to come, so I’ll throw a lil discount code on here for buy one, get one free. 🙂

I put out a comedy special through DryBarComedy last year, here’s a few of the clips with over a million views:

“Fake Service Dogs”

“Doomsday Preppers”

“Dating a Comedian”

Also, since that special is from 2018, I’m so much better at comedy now! I have an active youtube and instagram with lots of videos. Even a full 45 minute video from last month if you like watching the same jokes in person (or can’t make it and want to feel like you’re there.)

follow this link, and use the code “reddit” for 50% off. – You can use YOUR extra tickets on a hot tinder date and they’ll be so impressed with your thriftiness and excellent taste in comedy! (Hopefully)

Happy Valentines day!